Forty-Four Memes With A Dark Sense Of Humor

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 19, 2019 4:08 AM EST

Some of these are... concerning. You should probably cleanse your mind with another dump of random memes.

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  • 01
    Selfie - Stuartess: in case of emergency your seat can be used as a flotation device Me: no worries, I brought my own unnieronline
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    Text - adzolotl you call it "really bad at darts", I call it freestyle acupuncture sailor--spoon Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar
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    Meal - My girlfriend telling me she is pregnant me
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    Land vehicle - Apparently there's a third option between burial and cremation.
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    Cartoon - SESANE STREET "I got my paperwork, Bert! This means I'm finally a certified professional!" "That's not what being a registered sex offender means, Ernie."
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    Text - If you want your dog to take a pill: 1. Get a piece of cheese 2. Eat the cheese for energy 3. Get ready to wrestle your dog
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    Animated cartoon - "Any pill is a morning after pill if you take enough of them."
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    Text - Aol.com @lukasbattle I was blackout last night and posted a video to my story of me following an animal down the street yelling "what are you? Ive never seen one like you?" and then I woke up this morning, watched it and the animal was just a black trash bag blowing across the sidewalk I'm speechless
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    Dog - Me V.S. The pupper my parents wish they had
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    Poster - THE WOLVERINE DEVITO DANNY CONCEPTARTIST
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    Text - Me: well look who came by for a little sucky sucky Vampire: don't say it like that
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  • 12
    Cartoon - perchu a moodboard friskyistrash what the fu kind of mood is even being displayed here
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  • 13
    Canidae - Me Video Games I'm a coward Memes Mom would Suicide be sad hop
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    Text - I'm jealous of your heart, because it's pumping inside you and I'm not Today 1:57 PM who raised you Imao
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    Text - detainable me: wow that exam was easy *gets a 53*
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    Cartoon - When the school shooter sees a Muslim kid planting bombs What is this, a crossover episode?
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    Text - The Jabroni Times @JabroniTimes Me: I'm actually kinda drunk, sol should probably take it easy so that I can drive home later My boss: what
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    Text - chad @ilovesmokingmid its cool having a small dick cuz i could get hard in public n people just think its my bulge. nope. thats rock solid cock right there
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    Cartoon - "Bitch can you fu read?" "As per my last email,"
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  • 20
    Text - Aaron Paul Sullivan @apsullivan Actually, it's only existentialism if it comes from the existentialism region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling anxiety. 11:38 AM · 6/19/19 · Twitter for iPhone ili View Tweet activity 1,362 Retweets 4,156 Likes
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    Bodybuilding - Using your brains to paint a ceiling Michelangelo Kurt Cobajn
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  • 22
    Text - woodmeat Text her let me sit a fidget spinner on that ass and post her reply voy-a-dominar Today let me sit a fidget spinner on that ass 12:30 AM Joe I want you to know that some nights I wish you'd drink gasoline 12:31 AM But fine, if you have one 12:31 AM
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    Text - pukicho Kids are just like "ppptppptppthhptpppthh" until one day they're like "oh sl can think" and then it's all downhill from there definitlynotanalien-ipromise The greatest mistake anyone ever made was letting me develop sentience
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    Text - z²Q++ @sparkly someone: are you ok me: yeah. im just thinking about how ill never be young again and how i lost most of my youth to depression, loneliness, and self doubt. 03:07 · 19/4/19 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - HUMAN BEING (NOT SPOOKY BEES) @human_not_bees I homeschooled my dogs and honestly they're fu idiots. 9:11 · 12 Oct 19 · Twitter for Android li View Tweet activity 219 Retweets 966 Likes
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  • 26
    Cartoon - Buys game It's free the next day
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    Text - Jenn Quinn @JennnQuinn Why is it when the sun blacks out on a Monday afternoon it's an "amazing natural phenomenon" but when I do it's a "problem"
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    Medical imaging - I'm sorry to hear that Oof Let's play 8 Ball
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    Text - ryan @yeetztweetz payday baby you know what the f going on!!! we about to drop $700 on bills and eat some ice for dinner 3/1/18, 2:02 PM
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  • 30
    Text - When I find myself in sleep paralysis again UH-OH, HERE COME THE HALLUCINATIONS:
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  • 31
    White - a gift mysillycomics hey buddy, do you need some help? take this this is a rat
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    Cat - When I try to sleep in past 7:30 am @Nean inmy.cereal Wake the f up you thumb having ass bitch
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  • 33
    Text - me: hello there brain, can we please have a good day today? brain: hey listen buddy go fu yourself
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  • 34
    Text - "His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. 'Are you ready for this?" he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three- legged young." - 50 Shades of Grey Next time you feel bad about your work, remember this shit got published
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    Text - zach @Zachtyvm Me and my future wife gonna get those lamps that turns on and off when you clap, so when I'm blowing that back out we finna be in a rave 2:26 AM · 31 May 18 218 Retweets 568 Likes
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    Text - viciere fav quotes from 50 shades Christian mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. "Do you like that, you woman?" The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants. We're talking small. "Do I afraid you?" Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow. He started working my zone. It was bananas. getlestrade licking his eyebrow
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    Gentleman - EXCESSIVÉ MY BANK ACCOUNT DRINKING why is food so expensive
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  • 38
    Text - :(: Follow @anakarinahh Children born feet first briefly wear their mother as a hat but no one is ready to talk about that 7:14 PM - 4 Apr 2019 8 Retweets 39 Likes
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    Text - Alex, but online @Alex_but_online I love being in my 20s. Just a whole decade of being in my physical prime and mental rock bottom. What a dynamic
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    Text - r/AskReddit u/Jimberfly • 1h Have you ever had a loaded gun pointed at you? What happened? Share Award Vote 125 BEST COMMENTS - Rpgwaiter • 1h Yeah, I pussied out and ended up drinking myself to sleep instead. A Reply
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    Text - This could be us but you won't get back on heroin @brighteyessmolsize
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  • 42
    Cartoon - The insects Our populations are gone! are collapsing! We're starving! Cerebral Liberty You're next You idiotic human bastards! BEAUTIFUL
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    Face - People- "How are you still single?! You're so pretty! You're so funny! You're so smart!" Me-
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    Tree - Always Remember, Safety First
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